Linda Burnett, 23,
was visiting her in laws, and while
there went to a nearby supermarket
to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in
her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store
for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay,
and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head,
and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics,
who broke into the car because
the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in,
they found that Linda had a
wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the
back of her head.

When she reached back to
find out what it was,
she felt the dough and thought it
was her brains.

She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

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